I join Joe Duclos and (amidst mucho snippage)
> I will offer some unsolicited advice .
> 1. I do love my girls but Daddy gets tired easily these days.
so true, I'm pretty close to Joe in age, but my two are 15 and 13.
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> 2. the first day that collective PMS appears in your home.
cyanide is not worth it. Too painful. I just put the tent up in the
back yard. Also, you will _very quickly_ learn a. to put the seat down
and b. how to pull and reset the porcelain facility when Barbie and her
friends decide to try the Jacuzzi.
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> 3. If you don't have one, buy a lathe. This will give you the availability
> of making baseball bats to park by the door on 1st dates.
> (oldtools content)
Personally, I prefer an axe handle. Another possiblility is to ask the
young man to have a chat in the back yard. This is especially effective
while cleaning the barrel of one's .62 caliber flintlock smoothbore.
Steve Noe, in Indianapolis
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