A Galootish voice from way up North is heard to say:

>Hi there One and All:
>
>This is my first venture onto the porch (as he looks left and right for
>big dogs).My name is Doug Evans. I am an old tool enthusiast, 

Oh, now THAT'S something new!

... Is this chair taken
>and could we trouble you for some iced tea perchance?

Whoa there Doug, chairs are for the old farts, we young'ns have to sit on
the floor, but there's some spare balusters over here to lean on.  Welcome
to the Porch ('bout time too).  Enjoyed your tales, discussion and humor on
the Pond and look forward to more here.  Huh? What's that big shiny brass
thing?  That's the Porch Spittoon of course.  Just start talking and you'll
find out aaaaaaallll about it. 

Raymond Wendrzycki
Trenton, NJ Galoot

who thinks that the big dogs are either under the Porch with the lurkers or
at Todd's place.

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